Tell a pod what to keep an eye on. It connects to GA4, Google Ads and Meta and comes back within the hour with an audit of your real accounts — having read your margins first.
No card, no commitment. We'll only write to you when we open.
Meta calls Prospecting — ES a winner at 3.1× ROAS. At your 24% margin you need 4.2× to break even, so that campaign returns €0.74 of gross profit for every €1 you put in. Cap it at €120/day and move the difference to Retargeting — ES, which clears your margin at 5.8×. Recovery: €1,900–€2,600/month.
Every ad platform grades its own homework. None of them is ever going to tell you the traffic it sold you didn't pay for itself. Someone has to, and it should be someone friendly.
Google will call a 3× ROAS good. At a 25% margin you lose money on every sale, and it has no way of knowing. loopod asks for margins, goals, promotions and seasonality when you sign up — and if a margin is missing it tells you which conclusion it couldn't reach, rather than reaching for a benchmark.
Meta claims conversions that Analytics attributes elsewhere. loopod puts a number on the gap and tells you which one to plan with — the one thing no in-platform assistant will ever do about its own house.
A chatbot answers when asked; a dashboard when opened. A pod runs on its own schedule, keeps quiet about anything it isn't confident in, groups related signals into one message, and still sends a calm note on a quiet week — so silence never leaves you wondering.
You hire a pod, not a feature. It has a mission, a schedule, the accounts it's allowed to read and a budget per run. If it's a team, the leader hands work to specialists, checks everything that comes back and puts its name on one answer — never six agents talking over each other.
A solo pod is cheaper and often the right call. It's also unreviewed, and loopod says so out loud before you commit — the way a good colleague would.
No wizard, no forty-field form. The pod interviews you: it names itself from your answer, suggests who it would bring along and what that costs per run, and asks for your margin — explaining why it needs it.
GA4, Google Ads, Meta Ads, Sealmetrics. The pod checks its own access and tells you up front what it won't be able to conclude — not six weeks later, buried in a vague finding.
Full history pulled from the APIs: how things are performing, where the platforms disagree, the quick wins — each with a confidence level and the exact data it looked at. First recommendation you can act on the same day.
We're opening a small first group. You reserve a seat now, pay nothing today, and keep the founding price for your first twelve months once we open. In exchange we'd like your accounts, your margins and your honest opinion of what the pods get wrong.
Plans are sized by connected accounts, never by "managed clients" — most of the people we build for run their own marketing and have none.